Novel Lived
Chapter 813: 814: Immortals Also Need to Defecate
Chapter 813: Chapter 814: Immortals Also Need to Defecate
Second Peak, inside the latrine.
Old beggars and others were working hard, throwing filth onto the Formation, where it turned into blue smoke and disappeared. Merit Values floated sporadically in the void. The sect had not assigned them any caves or houses; this latrine on the Second Peak was temporarily their base.
Li Xiaobai patted the Purple Gold Gourd in his hand and released a group of disciples that had been captured.
“Where is this, why does it stink so much?”
“You… what do you want to do?”
“I’ll tell you, we Sword Sect disciples are mighty and will not bend!”
“Yes, the Sect Master has already spoken. If you dare harm a single hair on us, the sect will not let you off lightly!”
“Damn, it stinks, this is a latrine!”
The disciples looked around nervously and said.
“Today, you will also help these mortals with their work, cleaning the latrines. To the most diligent worker, I will reward a Huazi,” said Li Xiaobai to everyone. It would take them almost half the day to clean up with just the few of them, but with the addition of these disciples, it would be a different story; they could finish it in two hours.
Moreover, this was a great deed that benefited the local populace, so naturally the more people participated, the better.
“We are all disciples of the Sword Sect, masters of the Human Immortal Realm. How could such vulgar tasks be suitable for us?”
“Such filthy places are ones we would not even step into on a normal day!”
“Indeed, how can my ice-pure and jade-clean skin work in such a filthy place?”
“Junior Brother Li, it’s just an Immortal Stone, can’t we just pay it back? Let the sister leave quickly; staying in such a place will make your skin wrinkle!”
Many female disciples frowned, deeply resisting the environment.
They had never heard of Huazi and weren’t interested. All they wanted was to get away from this place as quickly as possible.
You have to know, they were like immortals in the sect on normal days, pampered and carefully protected by male disciples; how could they stay in such a place?
This Li Xiaobai was indeed a demon head, lacking even the slightest compassion for beauties, devoid of any gentlemanly demeanor.
“Yes, Brother Li, why not let the immortals leave first? We will do their share,” said many male disciples, nodding. They were not interested in the unheard-of Huazi, but they knew that if they dared refuse, they would face a miserable fate today.
Since they knew they couldn’t escape today’s calamity, of course they had to perform as best as they could in front of the immortals to earn a good impression.
“Heh, so what about immortals?”
“Are immortals not humans?”
“Immortals don’t defecate?”
“Forgive my frankness, but I fear more than half of the filth in this latrine is the handiwork of those you call immortals,” Li Xiaobai said, lighting a Huazi and puffing away with disdain in his eyes.
He was not new to cleaning latrines, and after observing for the past two days, he realized that most of the cultivators who visited were female. Although they were secretive to outsiders, his status as a latrine cleaner gave him clear insight—they were veritable manure-making machines!
“You…”
“How can you speak such vulgar words!”
“How could we possibly be so dirty?”
“Don’t slander us!”
“Hmph, even if you strike me down here today, even if I die at the doorsteps, I will absolutely not step into it!”
Hearing his words, the group of female cultivators flushed with anger and embarrassment, peeved and furious that their little secrets had been exposed, which was a blow to their pride. However, the next second, their yelling subsided as the smoke dispersed and the fragrance of the Huazi filled their nostrils.
Without thinking, they inhaled deeply, and to their astonishment, they felt their internal organs cleanse and their Spiritual Platforms brighten; doubts they had about their cultivation techniques were resolved effortlessly.
Not only that, but the most crucial part was that they felt purified inside their bodies. To maintain supreme beauty, it is essential to remove the impurities within the body, which is why they tirelessly cleansed their physical form daily, expelling the excess impurities.
Unexpectedly, the little stick that the demon head was holding in his mouth actually possessed such miraculous functions!
If they could obtain it, their strength would not only increase but their skin would also become better and better. Could there really be such a magical object in this world?
“What is this?”
It wasn’t just the female disciples who were shocked; the male disciples, who had already resigned themselves to their fate, stared unblinkingly at the “divine object” in Li Xiaobai’s mouth with wide eyes.
“Hehe, this is Huazi. Today, all cultivators who perform well will be rewarded with one,”
“How about it, do you now have the motivation?”
Li Xiaobai said with a smile.
“Give me the shovel, I’ll do it!”
The female disciples who were previously making noise almost without hesitation swarmed over, snatching the shovel and then rushed headlong into the latrines, beginning their hard labor facing filth and turning their backs to the sky.
The dramatic change from before to after stunned everyone.
“Hiss!”
“These big sisters are really fierce.”
Old Beggar took a sharp intake of cold breath on the side.
“With their help, we’ll be able to relax quite a bit,”
Ji Wuqing nodded again and again in agreement.
“Hehe, these disciples have finally realized that the latrine is genuinely fragrant!”
Ergouzi said with a grin.
A chill ran down everyone’s spine.
“At this pace, we’ll indeed finish quickly. Once they’re done, we’ll tie them up and throw them into the Enforcement Hall to exchange for Contribution Points. Your scriptures and cultivation techniques will soon be inexhaustible,”
Li Xiaobai stroked his chin, nodding repeatedly. A few sticks of Huazi were able to extract every bit of value from these disciples, proving to be a good bargain.
“Brilliant!”
…
Two hours later, the disciples had cleaned all twelve latrines of the peaks.
After cleaning each peak, Li Xiaobai would give out a Huazi, causing other disciples to look on with envy, working even harder. Many even began to resent the sect for having only twelve latrines—how much better would it be if there were more?
The more they cleaned, the more Huazi they would get!
“Well, you’ve done a very good job, benefiting the people—that’s a great deed of merit.”
Li Xiaobai looked at the results in front of him and expressed his satisfaction.
“Young Master Li, if you don’t mind, your senior sister can come help you again tomorrow!”
A female cultivator said.
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“Wasn’t it said that immortals shouldn’t stay in such filthy places?”
Li Xiaobai asked with a smile that was not quite a smile.
“Look at what Junior Brother is saying. Senior sister is not like those vulgar jezebels. Senior sister cleans the latrine not because of Huazi. Senior sister just enjoys the feeling of contributing to the people. Although the work is filthy, my soul has become much purer. That settles it, then; I will come to help you tomorrow!”
Li Xiaobai: “…”
Other cultivators: “…”